Last night began the drama that ended in complete shock today.
All I wanted to do was go to bed. First I had to make the bed, I hadn't quite put the fresh sheets on the bed and it was getting late. I tromped upstairs to throw the sheets on the bed so I could snuggle in bed and read my book.
Of course my lovely wonderful husband who could care less about clean sheets was plopped in the center of the bed with his laptop.
I whined for him to get up for a moment so his exausted wife could make the bed.
This started the endless teasing from him. Rather than give up I told him I would make the bed right over top of him if he didn't move.
This is when the first bet came.
"I bet you can't." he grinned at me.
"I will too and I can." I growled at him.
"I'd like to see you try." He laughed.
"I will!!" I grew more and more irrate by the moment.
I grabbed the sheets and I made that bed right over top of him! Threw on the pillows and blanket and plopped my self on top of him.
"SEE I TOLD YOU I WOULD!"
The next comment floored me.
"Baby, are you pregnant? Your late and really emotional right now" He got even more of a kick out of this, becasue this made me even more upset.
Fast Forward to this morning. I can't remember what it was, but I apparently was acting more irrational than I was the night before. My husband kept teasing that I was pregnant and glowing and how proud he was of him self for knocking me up, oh yes I was his little conquest!
This of course led to my next bet.
"I am not pregnant and I will prove it! I bet you a 100 bucks I am not pregnant!" I howled in dismay and I grabbed my purse and zipped out the door in my PJ's to get a pregancy test.
I was going to prove that man wrong! I raced to the store right when they were opening up, grabbed the first pregancy test I could find, and marched to the counter.
I was met with a knowing grin of the clerk to which I responded to by rolling my eyes.I grabbed my bag and zipped home.
I rushed through the door and straigh to the bathroom with my husband calling after me..
"Honey you don't need that test I already know your pregnant!"
I was never so happy to pee on a test in my life. I would prove that man wrong.
I set the test on the counter and watched and waited and my pee wicked up that little stick. Pee which is normally so gross had my full attention at that moment.
Then I saw it, one line and then two. WHAT!! HE WAS RIGHT!!! I screamed. I thought he would come running with me screaming, he didn't. I peeked my head out the door to see him laughing.
So he won the bet and here I am. This will be #7 for us. I am high risk and I was lucky enough to have a natural birth with a wonderful midwife in a hospital last time. I have since moved to AZ, so I think my option are more limited right now. I am hoping to find a good naturopath maybe. ;)